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Cruisin' with Britney -- Dope Floats!

Ahoy y'all! Time to go a-cruisin'. Gather up the young'uns ... but don't show that lil' one!"

Britney spears took her trainwreck entourage to the sea for a cruise around Marina del Rey. Wearing multiple hats and outfits, the sailing lipsyncher has now docked for your viewing pleasure in this seaworthy gallery!

Enjoy, y'all mateys!

Tags: bikini, boat, britney spears, BritneySpears, marina del rey, MarinaDelRey, sean preston, SeanPreston

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61. Umn - Madonna could marry the Pope and that will never make her respectable. It is -what it is. You can put lipstick on someone - but it doesn't cover up what's really there. I think Britney is just tired of the lipstick. That being said I hope that Britney is just going through some tough acting out behavior - and hope that she will get it back together when she is ready. On the other hand - these people that write about her abilities as if they know her are really scary. They see a few pictures of her walking on a boat ramp and it immediately stimulates debates on parenting skills/her fashion sense/medical evaluations of her younger son/her drinking habits/her body image etc etc etc as if they have the inside scoop on her every action. I particularly find offensive the medical evaluations on Jayden - really disturbing that you would wish that on any child. And its the same people over and over that are proud to use their names. Makes you really wonder whats lurking out there in America and what modivates people like that????

Posted at 2:27PM on May 26th 2007 by Klinc

62. Somebody put a bag over her head already! Geez!

Posted at 5:05AM on May 27th 2007 by Al

63. AL - you're obviously one of those people I was referring to in my earlier comment. You probably work for TMZ - who else would be up at 5:00am typing insults on TMZ. I won't insult you back - you have issues to deal with clearly.....

No I'm far from 5. I grew up with Madonna - and I'm actually right around her age. I know exactly what I'm talking about. I was there from the whole "Lucky Star" era on. (Remember the Dennis Rodman stage!!) Never liked her. Big Wh... I don't care who loves her - she's never had any class. She is a USER. She used Britney for financial gain - then tossed her aside. If she was as wonderful as you think - she would try to HELP Britney right now. But there's nothing in it for her is there?? Take a look at some of her most recent photos - she's a freakin hag!

I agree with you that Britney may be over - but why attack her kids who are innocent??

And finally - Yes Xtina has a lovely voice. No one can touch it. But she is a Bitch. Sorry but she is the ICE princess. She is not very likeable. Even though she clearly can sing Brit under the table - people have always liked Britney better. And there was no bigger Ho-Bag than Xtina during here dirty phase. Don't forget she met her husband banging for new tracks....





Posted at 9:31AM on May 27th 2007 by Klinc

64. the reason you don't see her youngest is because she is trying to get a photo shoot with a magazine to pay her big bucks to show him.

Posted at 10:48AM on May 27th 2007 by patty

65. JESUS!!!! This girl cannot win! If she shows up in public with her kids, she's a publicity hound and if she doesn't, she's a neglectful mother. As a mother, I know you worry about your parenting enough without having the entire world judging you so I can only imagine the weight this girl bears in that department. I hope she has some good girlfriends around her!

Posted at 2:36PM on May 27th 2007 by was up

66. this girl shouldn't have her kids with her at all! they should've been with their dad. she 's trying to put Sean in Danger again, by not putting a life vest on him . she 's mentally not stable to take Care of her own two kids! why would she even try to make everyone think that, she's a " good Mother" , when actually, she isn't!!! this makes no sense, those boys should be with their father, for a long, long time . Sean & Jayden will be teased when they get older about their " CrackHead" mother , formely known as Britney Spears ! and they will probably hate her for Ignoring them, and Endangering them too. i hope that kevin will take care of them better than Britney. gotta go, 'bye !! Frenchy92776

Posted at 4:22PM on May 29th 2007 by Erin Brower

67. this girl shouldn't have her kids with her at all! they should've been with their dad. she 's trying to put Sean in Danger again, by not putting a life vest on him . she 's mentally not stable to take Care of her own two kids! why would she even try to make everyone think that, she's a " good Mother" , when actually, she isn't!!! this makes no sense, those boys should be with their father, for a long, long time . Sean & Jayden will be teased when they get older about their " CrackHead" mother , formely known as Britney Spears ! and they will probably hate her for Ignoring them, and Endangering them too. i hope that kevin will take care of them better than Britney. gotta go, 'bye !! Frenchy92776

Posted at 4:23PM on May 29th 2007 by Erin Brower

68. i found a pick of jaden he is just a cute as his big brother !!
http://www.babyrazzi.com/baby/category/britney-spears-baby/?gclid=CJeboIvBtowCFRs_ggodtzhNRQ

Posted at 2:42PM on May 30th 2007 by hear me

69. dear "yep", are you the sanctimonious sherry allen from the Bridezilla thing using a different name? If you're so into Iraq etc. why're you here reading this trash with us?

Posted at 11:21AM on Jun 15th 2007 by BJJ

70. #64, she doesn't need good girlfriiends around her, she's got cousin allie dipping into her money bags. First mama lynne and daddy and bubba and lil ugly sister, now cousin allie, who's next? She needs to take her body guard and her babies and get away from things and reassess everything.

Posted at 11:24AM on Jun 15th 2007 by BJJ

71. I too wonder about the baby. I don't know anything for a fact, of course, but she does keep him covered up too much too often and I don't thnk she's wanting money for photos of him. I hope nothing is wrong with him, but it very mysterious. Unless she is just doing it to arouse curiosity and get publicity? I didn't thnk she'd be that smart, truthfully., but who knows? And another thing -- we never hear or see grandma lynne with the kids. She's got some love interest I hear, so is she too busy to spend time with her grandchildren?

Posted at 11:32AM on Jun 15th 2007 by Nicki

72. one more question, why, oh why, does she never close her mouth? I'm not the first one to ask this question either. Why do any of you others think she doesn'tr?

Posted at 11:35AM on Jun 15th 2007 by Nicki

73. one more question, why, oh why, does she never close her mouth? I'm not the first one to ask this question either. Why do any of you others think she doesn'tr?

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 15th 2007 by Nicki

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