Gates: Goodbye Microsoft, Hello White House

Bill Gates has a plan in place for when he retires from Microsoft in July: train with Matthew McConaughey, rap with Jay-Z and audition for U2. Pace yourself, Bill!



Gates introduced the parody video of his life after Microsoft at CES on Sunday night. Besides partying with the celeb set, Gates also has his sights set on a bigger honor -- the White House. Not a terrible idea -- the last Bill we had in the office worked out fine.

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1. FIRST!


CARSON DALY IS A TOOL

Posted at 4:37PM on Jan 8th 2008 by 561

2. The last Bill we had in the White House was a disaster. A real low life piece of trash. We are still trying to fix his mistakes

Posted at 4:38PM on Jan 8th 2008 by LogicalThinking

3. Yea, the last Bill was a hoot. If you like liars, cheaters, phonies, people who trash White House property on their sorry ass way out. I wouldn't say that worked out fine since he was impeached. Doesn't sound fine to me. Now he wants back in the ORAL OFFICE with his phony baloney wife as the shill. Give me a break!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 4:45PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Kathleen

4. I agree with LogicalThinking the last Bill we had was an absolute disaster, and if it wasn't for Bill Gates and the impact Win '95 had on the economy the other bill would have been a further disaster. But a bunch of high school and college boys have a lot to thank the other Bill for, they are all getting plenty of BJ's.

Posted at 4:46PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Novasocal

5. "worked out fine" according to who??!! He was a disaster! and Hilary will be too..
I would LOVE to see Bill Gates run. He's obviously a very smart man.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jan 8th 2008 by H

6. Yes, he did work out fine. Let me summarize:

-No retalitation for the first WTC bombing
- No retilation for the embassy bombings
- No retaliation for the USS Cole bombing
- No energy bill, no real bill of any substance
- The retroactive tax hike as soon as he entered office

The only thing he can get some credit for is the Welfare Reform Bill, which he only signed to ensure his reelection.

Posted at 4:47PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Kerry

7. And in summary, ^^^^ are all rednecks.

Posted at 4:53PM on Jan 8th 2008 by ObviousTrollHunter

8. Oh, Yeah. Billy Jeff worked out fine. Fine for Osama Bin Laden. He had the bastard in his sights before 9/11 multiple times and never pulled the trigger because of fear that it would look like he was "Wagging the Dog." Bill's little affair with Monica cost a lot of American lives.

Posted at 5:07PM on Jan 8th 2008 by fleiter

9. I wouldn't call getting impeached working out fine. In fact, that was rather embarassing for our country.

You'll find that this website will tend to project their liberal bias and pionts of view. The reason why is that Harvey Levin is a homosexual. A lot of people are unaware of this fact.

Hence, the liberal bias in the TMZ staff's commentaries. Homosexual activists will promote anything left-wing and liberal to promote their agenda.

Posted at 5:11PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Disgusted

10. somebody make sure he has plenty of computer games and keep his ass out of the white house. go fix windows first jerk. tgf mac.

Posted at 5:22PM on Jan 8th 2008 by stop already

11. yo Bill - when you a gonna reimburse me for putting all these Mac tools a shut up????

Posted at 5:40PM on Jan 8th 2008 by JM

12. .. Obvious ly TrollHunter is a bong smoking tool "BHRAAAA"

Posted at 5:51PM on Jan 8th 2008 by Novasocal

13. BILL WANTING TO RETURN TO THE "ORAL OFFICE" IS THE BEST ON YET!!!
I LOVE IT.

Posted at 6:01PM on Jan 8th 2008 by C. MANGASMOCHAS

14. OMG! You people think our country is in better shape NOW? GWBUSH has totally SCREWED us for years to come! I doubt we will pull away from the hole he has run us into in any of our lifetimes! OMG! OMG! OMG! You people are MORONS!

Posted at 6:08PM on Jan 8th 2008 by sheesh

15. Yeah right you right wing dim wits...at least Bill C didn't waste over a trillion dollars of tax payer money on a stupid war.You morons are too stpid to understand right from wrong. Inbred hicks.

Posted at 6:21PM on Jan 8th 2008 by vince

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