Garner at Hospital -- Ready to Burst?
While you're poppin' champagne, Jen Garner might be poppin' out that kid -- she and hubby Ben Affleck were spotted just moments ago going into Cedars-Sinai!
Filed under: Baby Watch, Jennifer Garner
Pete and Ashlee Give Away the Bronx
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Apparently unable to hock their baby pics to the highest or even lowest bidder, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz posted pics of their bundle of joy online for free.
Wentz had blogged earlier this month they were offered "mounds and mounds of money" for the pics, but declined.
Filed under: Baby Watch
Bike Shorts Can't Squelch Lance's Swimmers
Apparently the correlation between too much bike riding and male infertility is a bunch of hokum.
Or so Lance Armstrong has proven, as he's going to be a father for the fourth time, this time with GF Anna Hansen. According to PerezHilton.com, Hansen and LanceStrong "have been quietly dating since July. They met through Lance's charity work." Lance already has a son and two daughters.
No comment yet from Tory Burch Kate Hudson Sheryl Crow.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Talk Sports
Jen Garner: 13 Going on 30 Months!
With her unborn child protruding out of her belly, Jennifer Garner still managed to walk the streets of Santa Monica on Wednesday. Pregnant women should get medals!
The 36-year-old "Juno" star is due any minute now.
"Get me outta here, mommy!"
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Jennifer Garner, Hot Mamas, Nurse!
Wobbly Wentz Whores Out "Baby" Pics
Pete Wentz might want to get a paternity test -- his baby looks a lot like John Mayer.
All the magazines reportedly passed on the Bronx Mowgli Wentz baby pics -- and we were given a real treat when an unsteady Pete decided to show us a photo on his cell phone last night outside Virgin Megastore in NYC.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Ashlee Simpson, John Mayer
La Toya Jackson Still Can't Hold Water
Since no one can get a straight answer out of Janet Jackson about her pregnancy rumors -- the ever media ready La Toya Jackson will have to do.
The black sheep of the Jackson clan spilled on her latest conversation with her sister Janet, and if she's really preggers.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Janet Jackson
Avril: Not Pregnant, Just a "Fat Ass"
Avril Lavigne understands where those pregnancy rumors are coming from -- it's the same place she had her head buried for so long.
FYI -- The pregnant rumors pretty much began after this picture was taken of Avril inside a grocery store Saturday. Sure looks like she has a bump, but really, who the hell knows anymore. 
Filed under: Baby Watch
Good Thing That Baby Can't Read
Naomi Watts took her 16-month-old for a little stroll through New York City this weekend -- wonder if they saw anything interesting.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch
A Pregnant Man Goes on Larry King, into Spago ...
... and the paparazzi go wild. Imagine that?!
What in the world would make a transgendered pregnant "man" with female reproductive organs think that "he" and "his" family wouldn't get surrounded by photogs after taping an episode of "Larry King Live," followed by a casual, intimate dinner at a little out-of-the-way cafe like Spago Beverly Hills?!
You'd think they'd never seen a pregnant "man" before!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas
Made in Pregnant Man-hattan
Now that "he's" revealed "he's" carrying "his" second child, Thomas Beatie -- the pregnant transgendered "man" with female reproductive organs -- embarked on a press blitz through NYC on Monday.
Interestingly, the pregnant "father" kept mum on all baby-related questions.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Nurse!
Pregnant Man Pregnant Again
Thomas Beatie, the former woman turned transgendered pregnant man who gave birth to a baby girl earlier this year, is once again with child.
The 34-year-old female father is in his first trimester, according to ABC News. In an interview airing Friday, Beatie tells Barbara Walters he did not go back on testosterone after giving birth to biological daughter Susan in June, in hopes of getting pregnant again. It worked.
Beatie is due June 12 -- just in time for Father's Day.
Filed under: Baby Watch, Nurse!
Tito Manhandles Jenna's Baby Bump
With her soon-to-be baby daddy Tito Ortiz at her side, pregnant porn star Jenna Jameson put on her Palin glasses and gave a G-rated glimpse of her growing womb outside an Olive Garden.
Due early next year, Jenna is carrying two little ones inside her.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Hot Mamas
Mayim Bialik Blossoms Into Motherhood Again
What if you had a baby and nobody noticed?!
Former child star Mayim Bialik has a three-year-old son and was due with her second child in the fall. While no one has reported if she had the baby yet, the 32-year-old turned up at an L.A. farmer's market this weekend wearing a librarian chic skirt, sensible shoes, trendy ankle bandage and -- voila! -- a newborn slung across her chest. Whoa!
We're told Mayim had a son named Fred a month or two ago. Who knew?!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Baby Watch, Kids, Hot Mamas
Unwed Pregnant Teen Goat Problem Solved
Kenyan goats are more careful than Jamie Lynn Spears and Bristol Palin -- they use condoms!
To control birth rates, Maasai pastoralists in the Great Rift Valley of Kenya place a leather contraption called an olor on a billy goat to block its genitals from mounting the nanny goat.
Casey Aldridge and Levi Johnston could learn a thing or two from animal husbandry.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird, Baby Watch, Nurse!
Amy Poehler Pops -- Won't Make "SNL"
Sources tell TMZ Amy Poehler has been in labor all day and just had a baby boy.
Obviously, Amy will not perform on "Saturday Night Live" tonight.
We're told Seth Meyers will do Weekend Update all by his lonesome, but there's no word on whether her "Bronx Beat" skit with returning cast member Maya Rudolph -- who will be playing Michelle Obama tonight -- has been totally scrapped or not.
Filed under: Baby Watch
