You would think the couple that tweets together, stays together -- but alas, it is not so.
Derek Hough and Shannon Elizabeth posted matching Tweets last night announcing their breakup. The couple first met when they were partnered together during season six of "Dancing with the Stars."
One of them will probably drown their sorrows at the poker table, while the other will probably spend the day at the hair salon.
Word on the street is Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her "Barbie & Ken" themed birthday party last weekend -- and it didn't take the Cowboy long to have his first guy's night out.
Romo hit up the Steel Panther show at the Key Club in Hollywood last night with his mantourage -- who tried blocking the dude from every question we threw at him.
For the first time since their big break-up, Doug Reinhardt is finally speaking out on his split with Paris Hilton.
Here's the statement Doug released through his rep:
"Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck."
Guess he doesn't think Ronaldo will be "The One?"
And to add to it all, sources close to Doug told us, "Contrary to reports, Paris is begging him to take her back, she made a mistake and loves him 100%."
It's only been six seconds since Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt broke up and it's already getting nasty -- and yes ... a fight, tears and the word "douche" are all a part of this story.
We're told Paris and Doug got into a big fight at The Darkroom in L.A. last night -- one that ended with Paris giving her man the old heave-ho before she stormed out of the club (as you can see in the video).
Sources close to the couple say she sealed the deal-breaker by revoking Doug's right to enter her gated community, so early this morning Doug was left boohooing at the barricade when he realized he was locked out for good.
The same source tells us Paris couldn't be happier, because she now realizes "Doug is a douche just like everyone tried to tell her and that he was only dating her for publicity."
Just three days after it was announced they broke off their engagement, Christina Ricci went out to the movies Saturday night with her ex-fiancé, Owen Benjamin.
Saying "she doesn't know how to quit him" would be sooooo 2005.
But seriously though, she doesn't know how to quit him.
John Ratzenberger has filed for a restraining order against his 45-year-old ex girlfriend -- claiming she's capable of violence because she listens to country music.
The former "Cheers" star laid it all out in legal papers filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, saying his ex "indicated that it is common in many country western songs for women to set the cars of their former boyfriends on fire."
He continues, "That statement insinuates that she may have the capacity to perpetuate this act or similar violent conduct."
Ratz also claims he is "deeply disturbed by the harrassing and intimidating phone calls, emails and text messages."
John also accuses his ex of contacting his friends, family and business associates and making "false and defamatory statements" about him.
John is asking the judge to keep the chick 100 yards from himself, his house, his job -- and of course, his vehicle.
According to him, Bristol Palin dumped Levi Johnston for being immature -- but the 19-year-old is pleading for her to take him back, on "GMA" of all places.
They said it wouldn't last ... and they were right.
According to several reports, Sarah Palin's unwed-teenage-mother daughter Bristol has officially kicked Levi Johnston -- the man they shamelessly paraded around the campaign trail -- to the cold Alaskan curb.
As for Gov. Palin, who once said she could see Russia from her house -- no word if she saw this one coming.
The hopes, wishes, and prayers of every hetero man on Earth have finally been answered -- Megan Fox is no longer engaged to what's-his-name-who-cares-anymore.
Never in the same place at the same time, rumored-to-be-splitting-up couple Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick dodged our questions -- and each other -- in NYC this weekend.
Harvey Levin You're not the only one who thinks T.O. isn't doing that well this season... http://su.pr/5bNNfP
Perez Hilton @MechanicalDummy YOUR choice was to put her in a chokehold, bite her and punch her repeatedly and viciously.
Perez Hilton @MechanicalDummy You wish Rihanna hadn't spoken about the details of the night you beat her to a pulp? That's not YOUR choice, subhuman!
Perez Hilton 20/20 is Friday's #1 TV Show/Best 18-34 Number in 3 Years, Over eight million people tuned in to see Diane Sawyer's interview with @Rihanna
Tony Hawk http://twitpic.com/ony2i - View from the stage at SUFS Vegas. Yes, this is The Wynn. @imsalmasekela holding court