Posted Aug 19th 2008 10:01AM by TMZ Staff
Goodbye was the word of the day today -- and while Sienna Miller had an angry farewell for the pappers at LAX, Claudia Jordan explained how "Deal or No Deal" models say "adios" to fat.

Also: A young operatic phenom showed off his vocal chops and Heidi Montag invoked the name of the Pope. Heaven help us!
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 17th 2008 1:00PM by TMZ Staff
Moms were all the rage this weekend in the Thirty Mile Zone -- and while Kim K shook her ass for hers at the Pussycat Doll Lounge in Vegas, Reese Witherspoon only wanted to know how our photog's mama was doin'.

Also -- John Mayer made it abundantly clear he broke up with Jen Aniston -- not the other way around -- and Mr. Olympia proved his gigantic size may be overcompensation for his tiny voice.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 15th 2008 6:30PM by TMZ Staff
It's not every day that someone can just walk up to Tom Cruise in the streets for a photo-op -- but it's always awkward when it takes more than one shot to get it right.

Dave Navarro told us about the movie he rented regarding man/horse relations, two grown men fought over the chance to take a pic with Mini-Me and Jessica Simpson's parents showed that they don't have high hopes for her country career.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 14th 2008 6:38PM by TMZ Staff
There's was no escaping the Thirty Mile Zone today -- as Paul McCartney hijacked an Englishman to barter with the paps and not Daniel Dae Kim braved through some questions meant for the "Lost" star.

A group eating next to Tori and Dean couldn't spot the stars the paparazzi were targeting and Audrina's new BMX boyfriend got a taste of the "Hills" lifestyle.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 13th 2008 12:15PM by TMZ Staff
Nothing was at it appeared today in the TMZ! Tyrese showed us that he can hate us when he's happy or mad, while Steve Guttenberg laid a vicious -- yet fake -- smackdown on a papper in NYC.

Pierce Brosnan may look smooth and dapper at first glance -- until you remember the time he ate a sand sandwich after busting his face at the beach. Diddy's one of the most successful men in rap history, but that won't stop him from enjoying some sweets out of his Tupperware treat holder.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 12th 2008 2:17PM by TMZ Staff
It was all about JC today, and we don't mean Chasez. While Evangelical Christian boy band The Jonas Brothers had hordes of tweens screaming in NYC, Heidi Montag couldn't help but give a shout out to Mary's miracle baby in L.A.

Also: Stripper chic Shauna Sand's parenting tips left us dumbfounded and R. Lee Ermey summed up the rest -- the peeps in Hollywood these days are just "hopeless."
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 11th 2008 12:51PM by TMZ Staff
The stars were full of it this weekend in the Thirty Mile Zone -- Heidi Montag saying she'd never do Playboy because of "her faith" and Shauna Sand playing up the good girl act while dressed in her stripper best.

Also: Milo Ventimiglia crushed on a photog's toe and Tori Spelling's little Liam gave her a smacking -- and gave us a good laugh.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 8th 2008 4:41PM by TMZ Staff
It was all about whoring out your goods today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- with Matthew McConaughey selling out his kid on Robertson for his baby mama's shoe launch and Shauna Sand's ex celebrating singledom by gettin' nasty with a bi-curious babe.

Also -- JT and Jessica Biel were surrounded by fawning females in Bev Hills and LiLo enjoyed a rare moment of happiness with SamRo on her b-day.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 7th 2008 5:14PM by TMZ Staff
A whole lotta unwanted flesh was exposed today in the Thirty Mile Zone -- with Keanu Reeves gettin' a good glimpse at a full moon and the pappers given a glance at Lily Allen's jigglies.

On the plus side, Eddie Murphy revealed he'll eventually stand-up again, and Suri Cruise someone to empathize with at The Little Mermaid on Broadway: Ariel, the gal who also longed to be human.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 6th 2008 5:21PM by TMZ Staff
While Britney Spears was lookin' hotter than ever, everyone else in Hollywood was acting hot-headed!

Claudia Jordan was a Bitter Betty at Tila Tequila for beating her in a "Who'd You Rather?" poll, a security guard at LAX went psycho protecting Liv Tyler and Woody Allen gave us the silent treatment -- and found solace in his creepy gang of little girls.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 5th 2008 5:34PM by TMZ Staff
A couple of fame whores were out in full effect in the Thirty Mile Zone -- where Danity Kane hoochie Aubrey O'Day staged a little girl-on-girl action with Lydia Hearst, Patty's daughter.

Katie Price, aka Jordan, returned to L.A. to get her two biggest assets reduced, Ed Norton learned the third time's a charm at LAX and our photog flirted with disaster when he put down one of the most dangerous guys around.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 4th 2008 4:06PM by TMZ Staff
Rumors and ridiculous screw-ups dominated TMZ today -- with Leah Remini, Ed Westwick and Shannen Doherty all fighting to defend their honor.

One person who can't be defended though: Our own photog, who pressed Diana Ross about her daughter's condition, oblivious to the fact the daughter we were asking about stood right next to her, unnoticed.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Aug 2nd 2008 6:00AM by TMZ Staff
The pups were in heat yesterday in the Thirty Mile Zone -- with one little bitch named Beast clearly outshining the rest.

Shauna Sand was a star in her own mind, Meth-meets-Messiah pair of Jodie Sweetin and Candace Cameron were swarmed by paps and Rod Stewart snubbed his only one. How rude!
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Jul 31st 2008 3:05PM by TMZ Staff
There was a lot of suffering in the Thirty Mile Zone last night -- and while Bret Michaels was in dire need of some Valtrex, one wobbly lady just needed a place to fall down.

Poor Lance had to bear another night of gay Bassing and Pam Anderson got it worst of all -- sustaining a serious "boo" job by the paps she snubbed in NYC.
Filed under: Star Catcher
Posted Jul 30th 2008 5:21PM by TMZ Staff
It was all about the dancing queens today -- with one crossdressing wackjob's gyrations beating Carmen Electra's sexy striptease by a landslide in the battle of the babes.

Thanks to Benicio Del Toro, a new TMZ drinking game was created (take a shot whenever he says made-up word "greedhead") and the paps were given two reasons not to cross Seal -- his buddy Michael Clarke Duncan's massive arms.
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