Falling (and Sagging) Stars -- 2008 Edition
The most momentous mishaps of 2008....
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink
Serena's Cl-Assy Outfit
From the waist up, Serena Williams was schoolmarm chic -- but the PTA might have a problem with those pants, which look like they were picked off the floor of a Spearmint Rhino.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink
Deep Throat -- The Musical
Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were "spotted" in the adult section of a store somewhere in the world, and just happened to oblige a strange woman with a photo. You know, no strings attached.
Something about this smells, and it isn't the party sheep over Zac's right shoulder.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Zac Efron
Blake Lewis & The Dumbest Hat Ever
Filed under: Paparazzi Video, American Idol, You Might Want to Rethink
Back Hoff My Ass!
David Hasselhoff let us know how to say "Merry Christmas" in German -- but when he was done with our questions, all he had to do was turn around and have his embroidered booty tell us to "Back Hoff."
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Fashion Police, You Might Want to Rethink
Robert Pattinson's Internal Hair War
In the age-old battle of man vs. hair product, man always loses.
Robert Pattinson's douchey, '80s new wave, over-gelled bird's nest weave proves there is actually something more ridiculous than his awkward close-ups, pauses and lines in "Twilight."
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Fashion Police, You Might Want to Rethink
MC Joaquin Phoenix Butchers Rap Music
Joaquin Phoenix decided to spit rhymes into a mic the other night at a bar in Culver City, Calif. -- which caused everyone who heard him to spit up in their mouths.
The guy just quit acting to become a rock star ... and if this freestyle disaster is any clue as to how his music career will go, let's just say it's DOA.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink
JC -- Don't Discount Me Out
One of the guys from 'NSYNC who isn't Justin or Lance claims the only reason he was at a super-discounted outlet tent in Hollywood yesterday was to "take his friend there." 
Rrrrright.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like KKKristmas!
Nothing says Season's Greetings like a burning cross on your front lawn!
The American Family Association -- a hate group disguised as an ultra-right wing Christian organization -- wants to usher in the holiday spirit by selling this nearly six foot tall scary lookin' lighted cross. I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.
The evil '50s throwback is available on their website for just 82 hate-filled dollars "and requires only a screwdriver" to assemble.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink
Audrina on "MadTV" -- Worse Than Phelps?
It only took a week -- but we may have found someone worse than Michael Phelps at sketch comedy.
During last nights "MadTV," Audrina Patridge tried her best to perform on the second scripted show she's appeared on.
Filed under: Wacky & Weird, You Might Want to Rethink, The Hills
Obama Waffles Leave Racist Taste in Mouth
In a so called "political satire," makers of a waffle mix showcasing Barack Obama have many calling it a racial stereotype that goes waaay too far.
The offensive material includes such gems as Obama wearing an Arab-like headdress on the top flap of the box, while the back of the box depicts Barack in stereotypical Mexican dress. The recipe includes a tip: "While waiting for these zesty treats to invade your home, why not learn a foreign language?"
The men who created the controversial Obama Waffles sold their lack of genius for $10 a box during the Values Voter Summit in Washington, D.C. this week. Organizers have since cut off sales, saying they had not realized the boxes displayed "offensive material."
The Obama campaign declined to comment.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Prez Election 2008
Hillary's Hair Missing -- Beyonce Suspect
So this is why Solange doesn't want to be associated with her.
Filed under: Music, Beyonce Knowles, You Might Want to Rethink
Different Spanish Team -- Same Racism
Not to be outdone by the Spanish national Olympic basketball team, the Spanish women's tennis team pulled the same offensive pose that's apparently sweeping their nation. Ay dios mio!
This racy pic was taken during preparation for their Federation Cup match against China back in April.
The photo still remains on the team's website with the attached caption: "Estamos preparados para China", which translates to, "We are prepared for China." Yeah, preparing for the backlash!
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Talk Sports
No Hair Is Better Than That Hair!
Sometimes less is more -- especially when it comes to follicularly-challenged celebrities. See why being bald like Britney can be a good thing.
Filed under: You Might Want to Rethink, Nurse!
